Wednesday, March 23, 2011

VS. Poem

Deep fried jelly donut and powder sugar VS. Whole wheat bagel, cream cheese, and carrot shavings on top

Super greasy deep fried bacon wrapped cheeseburger VS. Heaping pile of healthy salad

Steel reinforced homework VS. Unnameable paper shredder

Slimy silver skinny jeans VS. Bombproof brown baggy jeans

Sleepy Godzilla VS. Barney on steroids

Slippery slimy silver soccer balls sliding on the slick grass VS. Bouncy brown bratty basketballs banking a buzzer beater

 VS.
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  1. Mr. VackApril 6, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Great food battles! What would a "healthy" salad look like? Give it some imagery.

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